Questions I Need Answered - White Chocolate
Controversial statement warning: WHITE CHOCOLATE IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. I stand by it. I have questions about how such an abomination came to exist in this beautiful world.
1. How can you be called chocolate?
2. Are the people that like you aliens?
3. How can you be both so buttery and have such a flavor of plastic?
4. Are you poisonous?
5. Why must you ruin perfectly good deserts by accompanying them?
6. Can I ban you from earth?
7. Who invented you (Google could not tell me)? Why?