Questions I Need Answered - Sleep

sleep

Ah, sleep, you fickle mistress. I have so so many questions for and about you. The list is as long as every second that passes at night with my eyes wide open staring at the ceiling. But here are the high points (or low points....):

1. How can I get enough sleep without sleeping?

2. How can I get nine hours of sleep every night, but still watch at least four episodes of Kimmy Schmidt before bed?

3. How can I make it both freezing and warm in my room at the same time?

4. If I watch trashy reality shows does that count as resting my brain?

5. How can I have all fun dreams and no nightmares?