Real Talk: Sad But True Adult Realizations

The only escape? Running through a field, obviously.

The only escape? Running through a field, obviously.

There comes a time in every woman life that is known as adulthood. It is full of terribly rude things like cell phone payments, credit card statements, and exorbitant rent bills. It is during this time that the aforementioned woman comes to a series of sad but true realizations. 

Chief among them:

  1. Everything is expensive
  2. Wit and charm do not pay bills
  3. You cannot outrun credit card statements
  4. Your parents were absolutely right about most things
  5. That job is not actually perfect, in fact most jobs aren't perfect, in fact is there such a thing as a perfect job? Check back later.