Real Talk: 7 Things You Need To Be Told

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Your mother will keep calling until you answer, so just do it

 

Your clothes are never going to fold themselves, they are just going to get wrinkled in the dryer

 

Having a drawer full of cheese is not considered a successful grocery shopping trip

 

You need to wash your bedsheets, its been too long... really... way too long

 

Wine does not count as a meal no matter how much you wish it did

 

You cannot outrun your credit card unless you want to deal with collections agencies

 

Money is real, it is a thing and you need to figure out how to make some without murdering your creative soul